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  • Burning in the groin area.

    Was.doing some research on this and apparently you can masterbate to much?
    Who woulda thought?


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  • #2
    Uhhhh

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    • #3
      Last couple of days. Made me think I had a hernia.
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      • #4
        It's called a "strain", had a friend used to J off 8-10 times a day everyday, until one day he banged his GF several times then still whacked it his usual amount. He was a good 10 years younger then me (He worked for me back then) . He came to me with his symptoms and my uncle happened to be with me (Old Army uncle) and he educated him on being an animal.
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        • LFBB
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          He was my best worker, he became my best friend. His problem was he had an addictive personality, he was addicted to sex, got addicted to alcohol and fancy cars. Died before 50 due to his drinking, No one, including myself could get through to him.

        • Lprizman
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          He's getting his money's worth before ED kicks in or he's dead....dude is a freak

        • LFBB
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          Lprizman, dude was a freak, the dude is no more. He was a Mike Tyson, short, stocky willing to fight the world for you, he just never got it under control.

      • #5
        There was a couple of girls sunbathing across the road from my house yesterday, and I think I had the same "burning".......but maybe not!

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        • #6
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          • Parker Yacht
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            Oooof. That would work.
            WTF was Ted Danson thinking?

          • Billinfla
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            Didn't he say it wuz like throwing a hot dog down the hallway????

        • #7
          I know nothing of this burning you speak of.
          But I can tell you a ruptured hernia is no picnic.

          Dealing with the occasional mesh pain afterwards not a lot better.
          Bob

          S Central PA

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          • Parker Yacht
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            Yea well.
            Right now I'm three for three there.

        • #8
          Too much jerkin the gerkin!

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          • #9
            This one time , at band camp ...... yeah , I got nothing , I plead the fifth , LOL

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            • #10
              Ya'll can't be serious?
              I ain't admitting nothing, especailly no 8-10 times a day.
              unght unghhh.
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              • #11
                Y’all have got me all confused here🤪
                Do we have a potential medical issue or are we poking fun?
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                • Parker Yacht
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                  Potential.
                  Seems better today.

                • blaster
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                  Diverticulosis is a horrid affliction. I just had a flare up two weeks ago and I didn’t eat solid food for a week. I don’t want the surgery either. I need to watch what I eat.

                • LFBB
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                  Yes

              • #12
                I had a real bad burning in that area a few months ago, I was grinding some steel and set my pants and shirt on fire.

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                • duckfish
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                  btdt

              • #13
                I’d say read up on it, but that’s tough when you’re going blind 😀

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                • blaster
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                  Not to mention the hair that grows on your palms.

              • #14
                Not to be confused with a kick in the nuts...

                Question: What's more painful, a kick in the nuts or giving birth?
                Answer: A kick in the nuts.

                ​​​​​​Women have a baby and say after a year or so " I'd like to have another baby"
                Never heard of a man who said "it's been a year since my nuts were kicked, I think I'd like to do it again"

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                • Tiretyme
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                  That’s funny as sheeeet!

              • #15
                Originally posted by Parker Yacht View Post
                Was.doing some research on this and apparently you can masterbate to much?
                Who woulda thought?


                How's the dicky doing today?
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                • Parker Yacht
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                  Dicky is fine, the groin to stb of him, not so much.
                  Was good over the weekend, and got aggravated today.
                  I'm just dealing with it.

                • Tiretyme
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                  Pls go get it checked out

                • blaster
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                  Sounds like fungus
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