Reaming Out———Colonoscopy

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  • Reaming Out———Colonoscopy

    My first, any words of wisdom?

    Select liquids, jello today—no real food🙁
    Prep starting at 0300—can’t wait!
    Procedure at 1300 Thursday

    2021 Blackwood, twin 300 Mercs
    Fairhope & Orange Beach, AL

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    Don't wipe thoroughly, it's not like the initial poop!

    Just dab it, it's clear!
    Do not wipe your self raw.

    Same advice I was given by friends prior to my first, don't rush anything, prep is worse, test is nothing.

    BWP

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    • Tiretyme
      Tiretyme commented
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      Thx Kev! This is my first

    • bluewaterposer
      bluewaterposer commented
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      Word!

  • #3
    don't wander to far from the head!

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    • #4
      BWP is spot on about the wiping. I've had 4 in the past 8 years because of colon cancer, not because I enjoy them!
      The bowel prep you take could also matter. I like the Suprep solution although last time the doctor gave me a prescription for something different, it tore through me and burned like fire. When I asked him why he changed he told me he wanted to save me some money. I replied that when it came to my azz I'll spend the money. From now on it's Suprep.

      THe prep sucks but the procedure is.nothing. The best part is when you wake up afterwards. Feels like you slept for hours even though it's only minutes. And after that we go out to my favorite place to eat and chow down because I am starved LOL!!!

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      • #5
        The only time to publicly say you had something up your butt and not feel weird. Good luck my youth!

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        • #6
          Originally posted by jmike View Post
          BWP is spot on about the wiping. I've had 4 in the past 8 years because of colon cancer, not because I enjoy them!
          The bowel prep you take could also matter. I like the Suprep solution although last time the doctor gave me a prescription for something different, it tore through me and burned like fire. When I asked him why he changed he told me he wanted to save me some money. I replied that when it came to my azz I'll spend the money. From now on it's Suprep.

          THe prep sucks but the procedure is.nothing. The best part is when you wake up afterwards. Feels like you slept for hours even though it's only minutes. And after that we go out to my favorite place to eat and chow down because I am starved LOL!!!
          Times two (2).
          Be happy it's not a;
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          - Prostate biopsy.
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          • #7
            Had my first one 7-8 years ago. Like has been said….the prep is the issue. Once the “movement” starts…..you better not stray too far from a bathroom because when you feel the urge….you have only seconds before…..well…..you know.

            Good luck!
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            • #8
              Only wipe with wet wipes, no toilet paper. If you had a bidet that would be even better. The butt is not designed to be wiped that many times in a day! Other than that bing watch something and just stay withing 5 steps of a toilet! Honestly it is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

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              • #9
                Originally posted by Tiretyme View Post
                My first, any words of wisdom?

                Select liquids, jello today—no real food🙁
                Prep starting at 0300—can’t wait!
                Procedure at 1300 Thursday
                It's never a fart after you take the prep , never ! LOL

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                • jmike
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                  A true statement.

              • #10
                Do not trust that orifice for 24 hours. That’s not a poot knocking on the door 😀
                Coincidently, I have a urologist appt this morning. Hope he doesn’t have the wave going on…

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                • #11
                  Forgot to mention the Doc pumps you full of air before he dives in. Afterwards you will be farty but so will everyone else in recovery so feel free to let it rip lol...

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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by Smitty45 View Post

                    It's never a fart after you take the prep , never ! LOL
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                    • #13
                      I had one
                      don’t recall the prep issue.
                      but I’m fairly regular throughout the day

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                      • #14
                        Pics of....................

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by Lprizman View Post
                          Pics of....................
                          Nope.... LOL..
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