Actual conversation with my wife this morning...

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  • Actual conversation with my wife this morning...

    Because it's better to vent here. I'm young but I'm not stupid.

    Her: (storms in after getting in the car for work) "Hey you need to jump the 4Runner, battery is dead"

    Me: "Why is it dead, that's a new battery?"

    "I don't know, they kids were playing in it and probably left the lights on"

    - This is why I don't let them play in the vehicles. They are not toys (editor's note: this comment was a mistake)

    "&*^[email protected]#, just jump the damn thing!"

    - (proceeds to get it started)

    "(as she's pulling out of the driveway, hangs her head out the window) "Hey by the way the brakes are dragging"

    - What?

    "When I hit the brakes on the highway, it lurches to the right and then can't get back up to speed"

    - When did this start?

    "A week or two ago, I don't know, but it's fine. Just wanted you to know"

    - (bites tongue off). Ok, please park it and take the Mazda. (proceeds to bash head against the wall)



    I have no words. Which is probably good. And a sick kid is staying home with me today - happy Monday!


  • #2
    I have the same conversations

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    • #3
      Women. They'll never make any sense to us.

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      • #4
        Lol...well at least y'all feel my pain.

        it's always something.

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        • #5
          Excellent timing.
          From my "friend". Who's brakes make a "screeching noise".
          "Ok yea good idea. It also looks like it's about to pour and one of my wipers is broken so Hopefully that'll pass soon"
          Me."That sounds safe. Don't need windshield wipers. You amaze me."
          Her."It just broke. last time it was pouring a piece of rubber came detached and then I tried to see if I could reattach but it was not reattachable"
          Me. "How do you get to work"?
          Her. "Uber".
          Me. " I bet that is cheap".
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          • #6
            Pic of wife.........

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            • #7
              Boy it's been a while since I was able to do that...πŸ™ƒπŸ˜‚

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                • #9
                  Like my brother used to say:

                  Women-
                  Can't live with them...
                  Can't live with them.

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                  • #10
                    You're not alone, but that doesn't help.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by V_Thirteen View Post
                      Like my brother used to say:

                      Women-
                      Can't live with them...
                      Can't live with them.
                      I prefer:

                      Can’t live with them,
                      Can’t kill them!



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                      • #12
                        Never got married...you dumbasses...only elephants and geese do...lolol!!!

                        Sukas!!!!

                        I'd say more...
                        San...I respect you love!
                        πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜¬πŸ™ƒπŸ€¨πŸ™‚

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                        • #13
                          A few years ago, my wife had a Subaru Impreza, she called me to say a "red light with oil came on" I told her to stop as soon as it was safe, she said "don't worry, I'm nearly home, I drove fast to get home quicker"

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                          • #14
                            It is truly impressive to see how women justify mechanical issues on their cars, homes, etc.
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                            • #15
                              I taught my first wife how to drive in my offroad race car. That damn women wrecked every car I, her second husband and her third husband ever owned.

                              She even took my mom's brand new Jaguar for a drive around the block and hit something breaking the crystal with gold and onyx inlaid Jaguar emblem on the front of the hood.

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