Just for laughs

[V_Thirteen]

Are you ready for Halloween?

[Coastboater]

There’s an echo in here….

[V_Thirteen]

Did someone already post this?

[Coastboater]

The last post on the previous page

[V_Thirteen]

Well, maybe nobody has posted this...

[Fandarr]

...

[Coastboater]

Hiccup

[jmike]

lgbfjb

[NO WAKE]

Isn’t that the sad truth!!!

[Tiretyme]

^^^^This^^^^

It really is Curtis

[Coastboater]

Fjb

[KMac]

123

[KMac]

Lol

[Fandarr]

...

[Coastboater]

Lgb

[Slough]

Solving the Squirrel Problem At Church


The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and

consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.



At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest
in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a
water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown
themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately,
knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels
showed up the following week.



The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely
trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist
church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the
Baptists took down the water-slide.



The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by
setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to
kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned
how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.



But the Catholic church came up with a very creative
strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members
of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.



And not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They
took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a
squirrel since.

[bluewaterposer]

This is funny, and I'm a Baptist!
Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉

[Slough]

Why should you always go fishing with two Southern Baptists?


If you go with just one, he'll drink all your beer.

[Coastboater]

Fjb

[KMac]

Fjb

Oh, yeah... Been there, done that..

[KMac]

Bad games to play with those springs. Lol. Man, I hated to do it.

[Coastboater]

You know how those bomb disposal guys feel!

[Tiretyme]

I can assure you some of the early spring compressors were literally ticking time bombs.
Heaven forbid one slips and hits the shop floor………….

[Fandarr]

...

[NO WAKE]

She said “lady”. That’s not going to fly!!!

[Ol Mucky]

Man, do I have a story to tell

[KMac]

Well, We're waiting....

[Coastboater]

Fjb

[Still Learning]

That there is pretty sick