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  • Originally posted by Slough View Post
    I'll let ya'll try this first


    Scientists tout new 'Atomik' vodka — made from wheat grown near Chernobyl nuclear disaster site

    A team of scientists from the United Kingdom and the Ukraine have produced a bottle of vodka — perhaps appropriately named "Atomik" — that was made from crops grown in the abandoned areas surrounding the Chernobyl nuclear plant, according to the University of Portsmouth.
    If it were right in front of me I guess I would try it. But I don't think I would go looking for it. I mean I'm old and not going to live forever anyhow and doubt it would shorten my life much if at all...Charlie
    Greetings from Lake Hopatcong NJ / Milltown NJ

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    • A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

      Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.

      They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

      So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem, & told her to mash up some green persimmons & rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up & you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

      The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.

      The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said,

      “Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.
      Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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      • Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
        After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, “Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?”
        Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn comes to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”
        The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”
        Murphy said, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat.”
        The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right?”
        Murphy shook his head and said, “No, Father, after you talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”
        Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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        • You'recruel, ytt, fnny slow

          pWb,

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          • Wonder what the reaction would be in today's world


            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UowNDaxRqU




            Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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            • Originally posted by Slough View Post
              Wonder what the reaction would be in today's world


              [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UowNDaxRqU
              Didn't that occur after he had been shot?

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              • Originally posted by NO WAKE View Post

                Didn't that occur after he had been shot?
                Yep
                Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                • Originally posted by Slough View Post

                  Yep
                  He never even flinched!!

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                  • Originally posted by Slough View Post
                    Wonder what the reaction would be in today's world


                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UowNDaxRqU



                    Awe man, I sure miss Reagan..
                    2016 Tidewater 230 CC VF250 SHO
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                    Dauphin Island, Al.

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                    • Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                      • Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                        • Love it!!
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                          • Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                              • Originally posted by SIM View Post
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                                Ain’t that the truth.
                                2016 Tidewater 230 CC VF250 SHO
                                Mobile, Al.
                                Dauphin Island, Al.

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