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    NUDE BEACH ....... !!!

    A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

    As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

    than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

    She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

    The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

    that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

    She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

    Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

    Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

    'Daddy is talking to the
    silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
    Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

  • #2
    Good one...Charlie
    Greetings from Lake Hopatcong NJ / Milltown NJ

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    • #3
      I know one of you S. Florida boys will jump all over this opportunity

      https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/ele...856354337.html
      Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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      • #4
        Living off of your handle I see.

        Question, what is the difference between a trucker's story and a fairy tale, answer-

        A fairy tale starts with, once upon a time,

        A trucker's story starts with, this ain't no shit!

        Ha, Ha!.

        BWP

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        • #5
          Love it!!!!!
          ’19 Invincible 36 - 350 Verado’s Sold
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          • #6
            2016 Tidewater 230 CC VF250 SHO
            Mobile, Al.
            Dauphin Island, Al.

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            • #7
              Just read it to my wife, I guffawed while telling joke, thanks,.
              BWP

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              • #8
                Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                • #9
                  Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Slough View Post
                    I know one of you S. Florida boys will jump all over this opportunity

                    https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/ele...856354337.html
                    I'm old, but I don't need a "D.I.Y" one of these yet.
                    Some boys on TOS could use one though.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Slough View Post
                      You say that to your wife and I guarantee you a good dry spell.. lol...
                      2016 Tidewater 230 CC VF250 SHO
                      Mobile, Al.
                      Dauphin Island, Al.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KMac View Post

                        You say that to your wife and I guarantee you a good dry spell.. lol...
                        Did he actually say it or was that just what he was thinking? Hard to tell...Charlie
                        Greetings from Lake Hopatcong NJ / Milltown NJ

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mako runner View Post

                          Did he actually say it or was that just what he was thinking? Hard to tell...Charlie
                          I assumed he said it based on the conversation they were having.. LOL.. But, he is better off only thinking that thought.. LOL...
                          2016 Tidewater 230 CC VF250 SHO
                          Mobile, Al.
                          Dauphin Island, Al.

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                          • #14
                            Small town S. W. Ga./St. James Fl.

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                            • #15
                              Looks like he is welcoming him. Not very unusual for someone from his party...Charlie
                              Greetings from Lake Hopatcong NJ / Milltown NJ

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